Look, I’m not God. It’s not like I know everything He wanted. But… if I had to guess… He’d be annoyed by building walls and keeping people out of countries. He’d be like, “If I wanted walls, I would have put them there.” He made mountains and rivers and oceans—natural boundaries to be overcome by anyone who wanted to overcome them.

If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s this: tacos are delicious. If we would all just spend more time eating tacos and less time arguing, we’d be happier.

If we were all responsible, guns might not be a problem. And if we all behaved the way God intended us to (thou shalt not kill, etc., etc.), He’d probably think guns were kind of cool. They’re loud and fun to use to shoot targets THAT ARE NOT PEOPLE. Unfortunately, humans tend to kill each other, and He wouldn’t like guns. Trust me on this. I’mt otally not God parading around as a human named Jack, but I have a feeling I’m right on this.