In Jack We Trust

I’m Jack. Just an everyday guy who does everyday things like walk and sleep and post videos. These are the things that—no matter that you might hear—I can’t do:

  1. Destroy or reset the world

  2. Create portals to travel between Heaven and Earth, or portals to travel from place to place on Earth

  3. Change Jimmy’s appearance so no one can recognize him from when he was alive (also, he’s not dead and not an angel, AT ALL)

  4. Sing

  5. Smite. I can definitely not smite.